So I know that I often make things seem less severe and more whimsical, but I talked to this MYSTERY MAN for 4 weeks and he was cute and I got all excited to be LET DOWN because HE WAS PINOCCHIO (a liar). He sent me all his fake little pictures that HE STOLE from somebody else’s Facebook profile. I also sent him shirtless pictures. WHERE DID THEY GO?! WHO IS THIS MYSTERY MAN WHO sucked a bunch of photos out of me? MYSTERY MAN, TELL ME! COME FORWARD!
